Gun...

I'm sad to say I don't have one. I love animals of every shape but I hate seagulls with a passion. If I had a gun I'd shoot them. And I'm not sorry!

Although it's fair to say the stupid arse who feeds them in the park opposite my house may get the same treatment.

It's probably just as well I don't have a gun. I'm a good shot too!

Ha!

No-one and nothing was harmed in the making of this blip!