Plastic bottle recycling plant

I am the proud owner of a recycling unit called the Flash Patented Plastic Bottle Recycling Plant. The plant is excellent for crushing 2L plastic water bottles (one of my vices is sparkly water). The bottles are rendered to a convenient flat shape, though the perforations are an additional feature for which a purpose has not yet been found. The noise involved is horrendous; the operator probably ought to have ear defenders. So far, the recyclers haven't refused to take them.

Hey! Who are you calling a plant? F.