If . . .

This was the effect of a wonderful sunset through venetian blinds on one of the ancient Egyptian prints at stately Droog Towers.

The lines triggered off my diseased imagination in that they suggested what it might have looked like had the Pharoahs had 405-line telly: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Tutenkhamun TV. First up - LET'S . . . PLAY . . . DARTS!"

Choon