What have they done...

To my old infants school? Granted I was there in the mid 1980s and haven't been back till today at friends 25th wedding anniversary party but when & why did Teletubbies come along? Where is the dreaded balcony that ran along the building where if you were naughty you had to stand up on it with your backs to the other kids playing? (I was only ever up there once in my tenure when I was accused of ripping off Adam Wrights hood - it was never me and I stood up there crying. Granted it did nothing for my street cred but the teachers took pity and I came down off said balcony after 5 minutes. Take that Adam Wright...). Where is the most dangerous climbing frame in the world with no sponge floor only concrete so when you hung upside down by your feet and fell you cracked your head open but it toughened you up. (Who needs health & safety...). What happened to the the most ugliest and dry rotten ridden canteen which served custard with skin thicker than the earths core?

What has happened to my old school....