Went to see Mam first thing. She told me the gin girls had given up fags ages ago, but they'd bought a packet of ten yesterday between them and sat and smoked them with their G&ts. They were terrified I would walk in. I have a plan for next week....

I then went to town to take some stuff to the charity shop but somebody had moved it whilst I wasn't looking. I found it again. Even closer to the almond croissant cafe.
Got home and realised I'd forgotten my keys. Phone Beloved to come home and sat in the car waiting for him. I was a bit uncomfortable because I was sitting on my keys.
Then I lost my handbag.

Not letting myself out again now.

And this is Earl Grey (nothing to do with 50 shades)