Who would be a Wickerman?

Every year on the stroke of midnight the Wickerman goes up in a puff of smoke, and some fireworks of course. Still it would be nice one year to give him a break and may be just project some flames on to him, and some fireworks of course.
He could then he could catch the rest of the Wickerman festival with some banging techno music till 4am including bass that makes you loose control of your bowels and a light show that blinds you for days...... on the other hand maybe going up in a fireball, with fireworks of course, is not so bad after all.