Silver girl.

There's a shop along the main road in Corstorphine that sells high-priced tat and this character has been in the window for months. She is made of little squares of mirrored glass.

Her price has been steadily decreasing and now, with Valentine's Day just around the corner, she appears to have hit rock bottom .....as it were.

She is a sad figure.

On the other hand, who in their right minds would want this thing in the house? Would you still speak to them if you encountered it?

A club or restaurant owner might like to have it in the vestibule as a curiosity. Add a bit of class to the place ........or maybe not.