Don't stop me now

I reckon that given these two scenarios: Me getting tired of Fractalius or someone with a modicum of taste who looks at my blips coming around my house and doing something untoward and offensive with my computer mouse - that I'd better get a spare mouse. Just in case.
And yet I know that I'll look back on these pictures with the same disdain commonly held for the naffness that is a 1980s Cokin Starburst filter.