Captain's Logbook

By CaptainSensible

Feeding time at the watering hole.

Just when I was despairing of a blip as midnight approached, I heard a fumbling in pockets and a rattling of keys by the front door. Creeping off to my hide my patience was rewarded with this fascinating shot of the infamous nocturnes studentus.

An intriguing species, hardly ever seen in daylight, and certainly not before noon.

Their feeding habits are extraordinary, one would be mistaken to think that crisps and beer form their staple diet. It appears they can prepare their own food, as evidenced here. However their delicate digestive systems mean they can only consume food when the television is on and they have at least three controllers to hand - just in case.

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