Jack

Jack climbed all the way up the beanstalk, intent on a bit of giant slaying, only to find the giant had packed his suitcase and escaped to the sun. Having an eye for the main chance, Jack texts Jill (I know I'm mixing my fairytales with my nursery rhymes, but I needed some love interest for the story) to come up and party in the empty castle. If only he could find the door key. Or the door.

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