Unusual solution

So an early walk with the woofer was marred only by the lack of insect repellent. The woofer returned home happy and worn out whilst I returned with 11 mosquito bites! A number of years ago I discovered that toothpaste provides great after bite relief so I have spent the day resembling a dot to dot picture and smelling faintly of peppermint.

This evening's walk (with repellant and toothpaste,) generated only one new bite - RESULT!

What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!

Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!