Peas Is Our Profession

My first day as a Clydesider. A 4.50am start, an hour I haven't seen in years.

All went very well and I was sent out on 'the last mile', to greet and direct people arriving to the hockey. I had a foam finger. I think I will never now feel complete without a foam finger.

I managed to miss the Queen's visit, while I was on my lunch break, but I did say hello to the Guernsey cycling team passing by on a practice run.

When I got home, ready for a sleep, I found Alexander and Bad Granny harvesting the peas for dinner.

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