Blade of grass 6,

As I finished my workout (pat on the back) on my mat in the back garden, I noticed a blip worthy blade of grass.
I put some milk and oats on the gas and nipped back outside to blip the grass.

Some time later, I discovered the porridge and the pot were burnt and the whole house stank.

So what! Market day for me. I bought a new frock and some unmentionables.