What Are The Chances..?

.. of me finding the time to bake a cake?

..about 1000 to 1

.. of every one of the three eggs I put in said cake being double-yolkers?

..heaven knows, but it's got to be fairly remote? I was pretty stunned that all the eggs I cracked open this afternoon for my cake were twins! That must have been one fertile chicken!

Didn't get a fraction of the stuff that needed doing today, done.

Too busy testing the laws of probability with cake-baking.