What a waste

I could have made a sandwich with cheddar cheese and pickle
I could have eaten toast after having slap and tickle
I could have fed the ducks when nobody was looking
I could have made some breadcrumbs and done creative cooking

What a waste! What a waste!
What a waste! What a waste!

Because I put this loaf of bread where it got forgot
Instead of getting eaten it was left to rot
By the food waste police I should be caught
What a waste! What a waste! I'm so distraught ...

With thanks to Ian Dury & The Blockheads

I really hate food waste. Oh well ...

Today we discussed ankle socks and doughnuts at work.