Thirsty work

It's thirsty work, being a dog.

I mean, we have just so much to DO.

There's all those boundaries to patrol. Plus we have to tell everyone each time someone drives down the street.

We have to get a bit loud when someone walks past the house.

And if they knock on the door - we have to go really ballistic.

It's important that strangers think there is a big dog living here.

And I am, I am. It's just that I'm in a small dog's clothing.