Chester apartheid

You can sit on the left behind jaunty blue barriers at Carluccios as smart waiters refresh your glass of cold crisp Pinot and serve you your fresh vongole (with complementary olives).

Or you can sit on the right behind painted pallets at spudulike with a can of tango and your jacket potato nestled gently in your styrofoam tray (Branson pickle on the side 30p extra).

Alternatively you can stand in the middle of the street taking photographs and eating a bag of skittles.

Livin' the dream.