I have a new job

I am the new temporary deputy assistant duck feeding and bedding officer in a neighbours house. He is away at an overnight party, as all 84 year olds should do occasionally.
The instructions were clear, lock the ducks up with their food in the early evening. Whilst I had been told of the plan no one had told the ducks and I spent quite a time trying to round them up, a sort of "one man and his dog" with ducks but without a dog and the sheep. As you can see I was ultimately victorious.
Tomorrow morning I have to repeat the exercise but releasing the animals prior to feeding.
My salary for the job will be as many eggs as I can find. Breakfast might be good tomorrow.

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