How to Sell a Car Part II

So I waited and waited, and the promised phone call didn't come. See the gormless salesman had promised to try and get some service history on The Car and call me.

So I called him. Or at least the car lot.

Turns out S (the rubbish at sales salesman) was actually just a tyre-fitter helping out whilst the main man 'J' was on holiday. Which is reassuring. Because if S WAS employed to sell cars, I think he's in the wrong job...

So I am waiting on a promise again, from a lady whose name I do not know, but who is going to call me on Thursday. I've explained that I have a deadline, and that I need to make a decision by the weekend.

I'm thinking there is an untapped world here. Firstly, mystery car shoppers. Do they exist? Happy to offer my services

Secondly, where are the women selling cars? Because women BUY cars, and they don't need to be accompanied by men to do so.