Stick Insect?

I have tried on many occasions, unsuccessfully I may say, to be included in the Guiness Book of Records.
My rejected claims include:
Most Tunnocks Teacakes eaten in a minute ( two if you must know)
Membership of the most exclusive club in Scotland - my tomato arranging group
Owner of the tallest artichoke grown in a garden
Photographer of the most bunnies on Blip
However, I feel fairly confident that the photo above will be near the top in the "largest piece of driftwood found on a beach" category.


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