Breast pump hilarity

Omg I had no idea what a breast pump actually feels like, holy moly, it literally milks you like a cow! I put it on Jimmy and it was beyond hilarious. It sucks those poor nipples into the shape of cones. Like little nipple vacuum cleaners. We died laughing, I had tears streaming down my face. I got a good deal on Craigslist and now I'm equipped to milk these girls like utters. I'll just start mooing now