Splash 'n dash

Fly home tomorrow.

The teen did his last two dives but failed to take any photos worthy of blipping (I know the standards you expect).

I didn't work on my tan (it was cloudy) but did chill.

The girls enjoyed an empty pool and the fact that I said I needed a blip (despite the rain - I know, rain, in Mallorca...who'd have thought it possible?)

We had a great last evening out at a beach bar (but not one you can wear a bikini to, not even if it is coated in Swarovski crystals - maybe if you're a celeb dahling, but only then) watching the sun set, children play with (probably illegal) laser pointers, waitresses deal with multiple burger orders and generally chillin'.