Goose Mother

Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn't say his prayers,
So I took him by his left leg
And threw him down the stairs.

Even Wikipedia can't make head or tail of this rhyme! Today involved a lot of phone calls with people asking questions, but telling me their life stories before doing it. The team are trying to find me a headset so I can reply to emails at the same time as pretending to listen. A long day but entertaining nevertheless!