"Hey up Norris......."

"There's another one of them two wrists"

"Them wot?

"Two wrists........ya know - two legs, two arms, two hands....two wrists"

" 'Ow do you know it's a two wrist?

"Ah! That's easy. Two wrists always carry them black box things that click and beep. This one's just clicked and beeped us. It's definitely a two wrist"

"Aurr. Could I ever be a two wrist?"

"Nah - I doubt it. You've got too many legs"

"Aurr. Well I'll just get back to mi' grazin' then Bert. Nice spot o' grass 'ere"