Simon the Skeleton

Simon the skeleton practices some one liners.............
A man walked into the Doctors he said "I've hurt my arm in several places". The Doctor said "well don't go there anymore".
"Just like that"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Went to the paper shop...it had blown away!!!!!
"Just like that"

Went to the corner shop...and bought for corners!!!!!!!!!
"Just like that"

In memory of the great comedian Tommy Cooper.