As I was eating my porridge and watching the morning news, I heard a rustling in the corner of the room.
I saw movement.
A mouse washing his face.
I ran to get some gloves and a plant pot to catch it in (normally use a waste paper bin but all upstairs) As I lunged for it, it ran into my laptop bag.
Marvellous, self caught!

I decided to release it across the road away from the cats. I could hear it scrabbling about so walked quickly. When I got there, I couldn't find it! It must have parachuted out into enemy territory.

But I have proof......