Stumbling Home as Drunk As I

I found a very funny website today called artybollocks.com that generates a random artistic statement. Here is my favourite so far

'My work explores the relationship between the Military-Industrial Complex and romance tourism.

With influences as diverse as Kafka and Francis Bacon, new insights are crafted from both orderly and random meanings.

Ever since I was a pre-adolescent I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the universe. What starts out as yearning soon becomes debased into a manifesto of distress, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the possibility of a new understanding.

As temporal forms become distorted through emergent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a testament to the limits of our culture.'