A Stressful Day

Ee Mr Arkwright, 'as thee 'ad a stressful day at t'mill?
Why yes lad, that I have.
Well then soothe theesen looking at this picture of a steel giraffe I took for thee in the Millenium Galleries in that there Sheffield.
A steel giraffe? What use is one of them?
It's art Mr Arkwight. And in Yorkshire too.
Away with thee lad and no more o' thy nonsense.

Like Mr Arkwright, I have had a stressful day.