WHY this, when I could hold THAT?

The only 2 places we can get the "right" sort of bacon (Smoked, dry-cured) are out at Rheged or by nipping down the M6 to Westmorland Services, then down to junction 38 & back up the other side.
As it happened, today, a groups of raptor rescuers were exhibiting some birds in Rheged and, as we entered, this kid was being photoed by his parents and, it looked like, about half the spectators to boot.