Confessions Of A Plumber's Mate

"I hate being a plumber's mate"

This hot water tank has taken on the role of small child requiring lots of frequent attention. It needs to be checked regularly, it's leakages needs to be mopped up, and it needs a good telling off. It's been leaving scribbly drawings on the ceiling of the kitchen, one of which looks like a male appendage (deformed). Typical. Must be a male hot water tank.

Hope the plumber returns soon with a solution.