It proper hurts

I'm just trying to facilitate sympathy because my family are laughing at my over egging on the bandages front.

I ripped my nail off gardening. Not completely off . But enough of it to make me lean on my fork and say a few words.

The bandage is to stop me knocking the tender area at work.

The bandage is huge and out of context. But if you're going to be a drama queen best to dress it up I say.