A Royal Mess!

My sons birthday was approaching and I thought "what can we get for him". I decided as part of his birthday present a wall decal would be just the thing, suitable for rented accommodation and won't damage the freshly painted walls. I placed an order online and waited eagerly for the parcel to arrive! And today two and half weeks later this is the package which I had been waiting for.
The royal mail has enhanced the copy of an ancient map which I had decided on, by adding some very real creases to it.

Thank you Royal Mail! NOT!