Never work with children or animals.

A well-known local blipper (who has requested anonymity) attempts to make a dog look at a camera, at the Portobello Village Fair this afternoon.
The sun shone, the brass band played, the clown on stilts looked slightly scary (as clowns always do) and my chilli jelly failed to impress the judges. All in all a very pleasant afternoon, if just a little bit Ambridge.