Rob the Dragon Slayer.

Middle boy Fergus, home from Stirling Uni for the summer, has been whiling Sunday away playing Dungeons and Dragons with his chums (neckbeards as Rory calls them) in the conservatory all evening. I've been nipping in and out, (trying not to be too embarrassing, though I have been offered a beer once or twice) and listening to the goings on.

Can't understand a word of it.

Anyway, the 'winner'/ top scorer or what ever was....
Rob! Which was good because he has the best beard. I Think.