Robin's Air Four

My young robin has nearly got its redbreast. It gave me what I was going to call a high five today. That's more suited to an American robin. I hate this gesture. Obama gave one to a Newport man this week.

What's wrong with a handshake? Germs say the high fivers. The ultimate in germ avoidance is the air five where flesh is not pressed on flesh.

I saluted my robin's air four.

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