Gift

Back in 2007 Woody declared his undying love for a duck - oddly enough he was rejected. The following year, or the one after that, he tied himself to a bed with black satin sheets, red ribbon and rose petals - he remained stuck there for about 6 weeks until I deigned to untie him.

This year he's trying the duck again - this time an ostentatious display of his wealth as one car simply isn't enough - it had to be three.

Oddly enough again the duck refused his advances - well how on earth is a duck supposed to drive with no feet and wings too short to ready the steering wheel?