I am sitting on my favourite chair with a cup of coffee taking five minutes out of mayhem and stress to pretend that this is what I do. And there is no scaffolding, stinging nettles or heaps of junk. Or deadlines, meetings or people who piss me off. In fact, it's all wonderful. I might just get my servants to do something fabulous for me now. Or give in to the fact that my coffee cup is empty and the hamster should limp back to the wheel.