A new way to cut the grass??

Went to Oliver's Mount today - a photographic outing to the motor bike races. At first I wasn't particularly interested in the sidecar racing until I watched from behind. The "passenger" threw themselves into the most ridiculous positions, presumably to get the weight right. This particular crew got a bit close to the grass bank.
The day however tended to be a bit traumatic. I got severely stung by nettles, fell down a bank in the woods and finally dropped the camera smashing the UV filter. Thankfully there seems to be no damage to the camera, but my body...??