Oxymoron

Another trip to the allotment. Not as much produce as yesterday, but I did dig up some rogue horseradish roots. We use a surprising amount of horseradish sauce, since it is a component of our mackerel pate... it is very painful on the nasal linings to grate the roots, though.
We saw a stoat in paved front yard of a douce Restalrig bungalow on the way up. Amazing sight.

Also saw this on the way home. What the....?