near miss

This Canada goose flew behind many other geese that flew over my head, so I was not at all concerned that this goose would fly into me. However, as it flew over my head it was also pooping and so that was the near miss! This time I was not hit by goose poop, but I'm afraid that it is going to happen one of these days : ( I think they are vegetarians, so maybe that makes such an experience less upsetting...