The Wild Wild West

By Beedoesthis

Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Is that a smile? Or a grimace?

Here's a clue:


So after the weekends activities I thought I’d make a list of bruises. Not necessarily as a warning, just that if I ever chose to do it again I could see if I could do it with less…



left temple. hula hoop

hands, palms (pair) calluses to each base of finger. trapeze

hand, right, between finger and thumb. hula hoop

neck, front. hula hoop

ribs (pair) hula hoop

Chest, between breasts. Trapeze

upper part of hips (pair) hula hoop

lower back, two. trapeze

bikini line, pair (one accompanied by a swelling) trapeze

buttocks/top of leg, pair. trapeze

back of thigh, just above knee. pair. trapeze

back of calf, just below knee, pair on EACH leg. trapeze

shin. inevitable. anything I touch

left foot, outer midfoot. trapeze

left foot, bridge. trapeze/hula hoop

right foot, bridge. hula hoop.




And I haven't yet found a muscle that doesn't ache - even my face muscles from laughing so much!!!!

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