Hey Mr DJ, keep those records playing

Had a meeting at the Steampunk Cafe in North Berwick this morning. Never been there before, but it seems like a top place.

And who should be spinning the records but Matt, who I'd not seen in a long while. As it happened, he'd just returned from a trip to San Francisco, where he'd bought the pile of vintage 45s he was playing.

He told us about a friend of his over there who used to play in an all-female tribute band called AC/D-She. Her stage name? Agnes Young.

I decided against blipping the tumbledown church and graveyard across the way. Maybe on another day.