Bognor Beach.

Today we went on a family outing to Bognor. Perhaps not the most amazing place to go, but the crazy golf is good so I think that swung it for us in the end. My cousins came down from London last night and they're staying for two days, so we usually do something with them. Although we're starting to run out of things to do. They're twelve and nine so the eldest is sort of growing out of the zoo and farm appeal and the younger one likes to do what her sister does. Which means that we have to come up with more sophisticated things to keep them occupied. So my mum decided on crazy golf and amusement arcade.

We went for lunch at a fish and chips on the seafront which was quite nice to actually sit in and eat instead of dropping food as you walk. They managed to give us the wrong bill though, so instead of paying what we thought was going to be just under £100 it only cost £40. It's always good when that happens.

I came joint last at crazy golf; which wasn't much of a surprise. I'm highly unpredictable when it comes to games like this. Sometimes I'll get a hole in one and astound everyone. But more often than not I'll end up taking fifteen tries on the easiest hole. It was all good fun though, which is, of course, the main thing. None of this winning lark. Or at least that's what I like to tell myself.