Empty Nest

A happy Sunday spent worshipping at the shrine of the blessed scandinavian goddess. No amount of cajoling or wheedling would get Flora to lie down on this SMäLL bed for a photo. 'Enough!' she cried, as she loaded her trolley with kitchen essentials. 'Enough!' I cried, as a second trolley appeared.

It did sound as if one shopper was going to have better luck with beds. An announcement was made over the tannoy system, 'Could John Smith make his way immediately to the bed department, where his wife is waiting for him'.

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