Killer cows !!

Today not once but twice I was almost hoofed to death by the bullocks !!!
That is not a euphemism for starring in a porn film !!

This morning a bullock chased Pepé but luckily because he is blind he just thought a large dog was heavy breathing by his rear end... I screamed because the bull tried to stamp on Pepé and I ran back and lunged at the bull and the bloody (soon to be Beefburger ) creature stamped at me !! AT ME !!
Anyway I was proper sweating .. I picked Pepé up and myself and all pooches ran to the gate ... It was not nice ... Then this evening that stupid lump Tits McGee was late for the evening dog walk and it got dark really quickly but we were still at the top of the hill and OH MY GOD those bloody bullocks were lurking ... IN THE WOODS ..and two started fighting then the lunged toward Lucy and I .... Traumatic .. A day of evil beef.