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The best was the booze aisle.
- Sir, I have just witnessed you drinking a product from our store which I have reason to believe has not passed through the checkout.
- Oh right, oopsy, I do have permission from your manager you understand.
- I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the security room sir.
- Take a hike …
It got worse, and worse. From the imbibing of drink from the likes of Asda came the taking of food from Tesco followed by corner shops and even kebab houses.