Model Woman.

We had to go into town to purchase a blouse for Mrs TD to take on holiday. The day was something of a failure, she totally failed to find the item she wanted yet was still able to spend a surprisingly large sum of money on items that she didn't want.

I whiled away the time I spent waiting for her by blipping the manikins in the shop, this one was selected because of her incongruous boots and the under-crotch lighting; the staff and clientele at M&S must think I'm into some sort of fetishism.