NEWS FLASH .........................

Giant cat terrorises commuters at the station.

Drivers attempting to drop off passengers at the station this morning found they were unable to do so due to a giant cat parking itself in the drop off zone - despite the clear instructions to the contrary.

Despite several attempts to remove the beast it stoically defied all efforts of some time and caused some minor rail damage while endeavouring to relieve an itch.

Eventually the big guns had to be brought in to remove it.

Miss Squirrel described the whole experience as "Hair raising"