Rude Not To

First massive GP orthopaedic event at the Cardrona Hotel - major pressure but huge success so big brownie points to me and an equally big sigh of relief.

So, seriously, when you have a cute frock to fit into in 48 hours, is it wrong to eat 7, oops 6,Eton Messes?

It's fruit?
It's fluffy?
It's free?

Can anyone justify this for me further?