The vomit bucket

Harry: " I may survive the night, I may not. If I don't wake up in the morning, goodbye."

Me: " What crap have you been eating?"

Harry: " Nothing, I am really, really sick."

Me: "What crap have you been eating?"

Harry: "A really small bag of fries."

Me: " And?"

Harry: " A really small burger."

Harry came down with food poisoning. Drama queen.